Monday, March 13, 2006

Lunatic Hunting (Camera Safari Style-no Violence)

I admit it.

I have a secret (no more) Internet hobby.

Whenever I find someone on the web that is so outrageous, so over the top, so gone over the edge...I want to know more about them. What are they like when they aren't blowing up over some perceived injustice? Are they descended from Hippies or Communists? What do they do for a living, that lets them crap out a comments area in response to posts on our favorite blogs, when most of us are at work and don't have time to screw around 9-5? Where do they live that is so far away from the corner of Reality and Rational that they can't even find it on a map?

I found another one today. You see, Power Line got a love letter from a Mr. Henry Lowe of Michigan:

You are a traitor of the highest order, and should be tried and executed.
You hate freedom and democracy, the concept of open government and a free press.
And it goes downhill from there.

Hmmmm…... Henry Lowe.....
That kind of vituperative bile isn’t built in a day AND it usually means a good spoor trail, so....Shhhh!...
Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m moonbat hunting… ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

Aaannnnd…my Google-powered BDS detector comes through again. Mr. Lowe appears to be a multi-faceted individual (if my forensic writing skills are holding up). This might not be the same guy...but I doubt it. What are the chances of having two like-minded self-revealing idiots with the same name and fixations in one place...even in Michigan?

1. He seems to be a 'Patriot'!

You sons-of-bitches are traitors to this country and real soldiers everywhere. John Kerry served his country in Vietnam and that bitch George w. Bush hid in Texas drinking, doping and partying yet you support him. Kiss all of my entire *** you dumb assed right wing cult members!!!

2. A Communicator!
American sign language is a foreign language," Lowe said. "You don't take the speaker's words verbatim and turn them into signals. ... It has its own system of syntax and structure."
Facial expressions and body language are an integral part.
"You want to be as visual as possible," he said.
Outside the school, Lowe has signed for musicals at the Fisher Theatre in Detroit, concerts by groups such as The Temptations and The Righteous Brothers, and speeches by Bill Clinton and Al Gore.

3. An Activist!
Fort Gratiot resident Henry Lowe, a high school instructor, told the crowd the Bush administration was "hyper-aggressive," secretive and hypocritical. He said that wasn't what the United States was about.

"Our America fights only when provoked," he said
4. and a Newspaperman!
[He seems to have been (at least until recently) part of the Port Huron TimesHerald Editorial Board.]

If one followed the Power Line link to Mr Lowe's letter, the similarities in language, tone, and obsessions between what Power Line received and some of the other links would certainly support my case that I have located my objective.

Now I usually file the knowledge away,let it go, and move on afterwards: but the post he left on the Vietnam Vets Against Kerry site compels me to issue forth some choice words for Mr Lowe:

First-From the accompanying photos at the link in #2, it is obvious there aren't any lips in the world big enough to kiss all of your "entire ***" as you request in #1. However my size 10 combat boots would be willing to dance on it upon request. Shouldn't take more than 2-3 days to get it all.

Second- As to the 'fights only when provoked' comment. How much provocation do you need? After all we were still in a state of war with Saddam. You may have heard about it, y'see there were these things called no-fly zones.....

Third-Is the school district you work for aware of your anger-management problems?

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